A decade ago, I was a far different person than I am now. I was an alcoholic who beat my wife and kids and I was suffering from severe depression. Aside from the drink, the only thing that took me away from those feelings of despair was the occasional brutal rape and violent murder of a ten-year old girl. Since then, I've gone to therapy and I've landed a sweet gig on Fox News where I get paid a ridiculous amount of money to act like a drug-addled crazy person. I'm also a Mormon. As a result, I'm going on almost ten years sober from my former violent tendencies and couldn't be happier...until today.
The feeling is coming back, stronger than it ever did. The darkness keeps telling me, "Glenn...go to an elementary school...find a ten-year old girl...violently force yourself upon her...tear her underdeveloped orifices apart with your Anglo cock...and carve out her heart when you're finished using her...then bury her in the woods with the rest of them."
How do I make the voices stop?
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2 comments:
LOLOLOOLOL
Anglo? I thought you were German.
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